v1:       [Eb]Do you have the [Bb]time                                To [Cm]listen to me [Gm]whine

            A- [Ab]bout nothing and [Eb]everything all at [Bb]once

            [Eb]I am one of [Bb]those                                       Melo- [Cm]dramatic [Gm]fools

            Neu- [Ab]rotic to the [Eb]bone no doubt about [Bb]it

c:         [Ab]Sometimes I [Bb]give myself the [Eb]creeps

            [Ab]Sometimes my [Bb]mind plays tricks on [Eb]me

            It [Ab]all keeps adding [Bb]up                                I [Eb]think I'm [Db]crackin [Cm]up

            Am [Ab]I just para- [Bb]noid?                                 Am I just [Eb]stoned             ([Bb] [Cm] [Bb] [Eb]) x2

v2:       [Eb]I went to a [Bb]shrink                                        To [Cm]analyze my [Gm]dreams

            She [Ab]says it's lack of [Eb]sex that's bringing me [Bb]down

            I [Eb]went to a [Bb]whore                                        She [Cm]said my life's a [Gm]bore

            So [Ab]quit my whi- [Eb]ning cause it's bringing her [Bb]down

c:         [Ab]Sometimes I [Bb]give myself the [Eb]creeps

            [Ab]Sometimes my [Bb]mind plays tricks on [Eb]me

            It [Ab]all keeps adding [Bb]up                                I [Eb]think I'm [Db]crackin [Cm]up

            Am [Ab]I just para- [Bb]noid?                                 Ah yah, yah [Eb]yah ([Bb] [Cm] [Bb] [Eb]) x4

            [Ab]Grasping to con- [Bb]trol                                 So I better [Eb]hold on

solo:    (like verse)

c:         [Ab]Sometimes I [Bb]give myself the [Eb]creeps

            [Ab]Sometimes my [Bb]mind plays tricks on [Eb]me

            It [Ab]all keeps adding [Bb]up                                I [Eb]think I'm [Db]crackin [Cm]up

            Am [Ab]I just para- [Bb]noid?                                 Am I just [Eb]stoned            

outtro: [Eb]     [Cm]   [Ab] [Eb] [Bb]  x4       [Ab] [Eb] [Bb]